1. Tomorrow is our final day of Baker School imposed quaratine. Damn good thing, that. Truly, the only thing worse than being home with a sick child is being home with one who feels fine yet has been told he cannot go anywhere. It is not for the faint of heart.
2. I used to think that people who moaned about back pain were, well, whoosies. I no longer think that. I can honestly say I think it might be worse than labor.
3. I’ve never had a Red Bull. They scare me.
4. Tonight, while putting Georgie to bed I ignored his maneuverings in his pajama bottoms. That is, until he announced to me that he had just put made his penis into a bun.
5. Can anyone explain why Kate Gosselin has been on the cover of “Us Magazine” for the past five weeks?
6. I am a little bit obsessed (but not as much as my brother is) with Danielle on “TRHONJ”
7. Today I spent $9.99 on Debbie Meyer’s Vegetable Bags. I am sick and tired of my bananas rotting out on me and hoping this will solve my problems. Then my life will be perfect. But who is Debbie and how’d she get her name on the bags?
8. Right now Rich is at “The Hangover” He needed to get the hell out of the house after playing nursemaid to us for the past week. Too bad he is so tired he is likely to sleep through the whole thing. But I will resist the urge to note that he did this week what I do every week. Just sayin’.
9. Since Georgie was out of school all last week he missed some of the final projects leading up to their family presentation this week. Rich went to school on Friday and collected a life sized cut out of Georgie, a collection of paints and brushes and directions for him to paint it to a likeness of himself. They did so today and then hung it to dry on the door leading to the porch. I came around the corner, saw it and had the shit scared out of me. It was like Flat Stanley (or Flat Georgie as the case may be) had moved into my house.
10. Never seen “Bridezillas” until just now. This “full figured” bride (read: she’s a cow) has sent a minimum weight requirement for her bridesmaids — they cannot weigh less than 200 pounds. Now there’s a good basis for a marriage.
11. Tonight Georgie lost T.V. privileges. He called me “woman”. ‘Nuf said.
12. Is it just me is Brooke Shields now the spokewoman for about seven different middle aged female issues? Given the fact she is my age, I actively resent that for so many reasons.
13. Sitting at the computer has officially spasmed my back…hope you all appreciate it.
whackadoodle said
I love reading random tidbit style posts! I hate back pain, sitting at the computer and my back do not get along well, I have to get up and stretch alot. Hope you can work out the spasms, and I hope the green bags work for you, I have them and they are wasting away in my cabinet-I didn’t see the difference at all- could be because most of the fruit I buy is in cans and the cans rip through the bag.
julieross said
I am nothing if not random! Thanks for stopping by…